Yes, some good humor here and there. Gotta love the following.

One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.”

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St.Patrick.”
The teacher said, “Sorry Sean, that’s not correct.”

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew.”
The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.

Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ.”
The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and I’ll give you the $2.”

As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, “You know Marvin, since you’re Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.”

Marvin replied, “Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business!”

Anyway, hope you liked that, ’cause I’m not putting up any more. At least until I’m done writing this line.

I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: “Lead us not into temptation,” she prayed, “but deliver us some E-mail. Amen.”

And one particular four-year old prayed, “And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”

Liked those? I hope so, cause I did and if you didn’t like them….well….whatever. Never mind. Just kidding with you.

-Nathan Wood

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About turboRamble

I am a seventeen-year-old who enjoys programming games and applications, as well as reading and writing.

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